elementary!

dear reader,

if you are familiar with Jane Austen's novel Pride & Prejudice [or any Jane Austen novel for that matter], you know that Darcy and Elizabeth did not get along very well. despite this small rough patch, they love each other and stuff. i hope that you, dear reader, can forgive me for my absence. i am pleading you to reaccept me into your life on teh interwebs. because Owls. is back.

see? pleading.

bookworm.

librarian mao. has a ring to it, no?

birds and booze.

dear poe, sorry everyone you loved died of tuberculosis.

oh, bother.

oh, but its loads of fun!

off with her head!

we're all mad here.

i'm late!

haha, my posts are late. get it?

wonderland!

midsummers night magic ass.

worst sleepover ever.

flowers, flowers.

til death?

to be shakespeare week, or not to be.